I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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