redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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