Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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