i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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