Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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