How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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