I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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