If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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