Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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