Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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