Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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