he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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