its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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