Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
