SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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