Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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