I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I think I just sharted jello shots
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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