brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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