smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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