Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
wow bdsm is so cute
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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