Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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