I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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