its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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