I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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