The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
