and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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