I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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