She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
He has the fingertips of a God
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