5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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