we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Panties = found
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