oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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