I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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