I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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