I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
