The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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