I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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