Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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