Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Randomize
