how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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