my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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