Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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