even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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