If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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