so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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