Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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