I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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