i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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