I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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