So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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