Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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