It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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