almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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