She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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