I feel great
I just peed on a car
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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