How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
