ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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