Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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