You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
